Sunday, February 13, 2005

Interesting theories

The following are my favorite theories of all time:

Tailgating might increase the number of accidents you have but it will result in safer accidents. The damage in an accident is proportional to the relative speed difference between the two cars. As the distance between two cars decreases, the difference in speed during an accident is reduced since there is less time for the cars to hit each other.

Studies have shown that ones brain is as smart as its weakest cells. Studies have also shown that alcohol kills the weakest brain cells first. So drink heavily!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Studies have shown that you get a fixed number of heartbeats in your life. Don't waste them be exercising.

7:38 PM  
Blogger ario said...

maybe Ray should follow your advice on tailgating if he wants to live forever!

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002178868_immortal13.html

12:12 PM  
Anonymous auto usata said...

drinking kills good cels as well

2:29 PM  
Anonymous concessionari auto said...

i think ll not improve a brain...

10:12 AM  
Anonymous prezzo automobile said...

what a crazy talk

9:46 AM  
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